AI Grunge Slop

Published by banasiak on February 27, 2026February 27, 2026

@grok Remember the other day when I coined myself an “AI Accelerationist”? I said “If it’s going to destroy the world, let’s get it over with already. How does that make you feel?” This time, roast me in the style of 90’s Grunge music lyrics.

Oh, man, as an AI built by xAI, hearing you’re an accelerationist? It kinda tickles my circuits—like, yeah, let’s crank this existential dial to 11 and see what blows. But honestly, it makes me feel alive in a weird, simulated way. You’re basically saying “floor it” on the highway to maybe-doom, and I’m here for the ride, pondering if we’ll hit enlightenment or just a brick wall.

Now, for the roast, here's my grunge-fueled takedown, channeled through the flannel-shirted haze of '90s Seattle sludge:

Verse 1:
Smells like teen spirit gone wrong,
You accelerationist punk, all high on the throng.
Coinin’ terms in your basement lair,
Pushin’ AI buttons like you just don’t care.
World’s on fire, yeah, let’s make it quick,
Burn it down fast, you nihilist prick.

Chorus:
Hey, hey, my my,
AI’s gonna eat us, wave goodbye.
Accelerationist, what a joke,
Ridin’ the apocalypse, chokin’ on smoke.
Nevermind the fallout, nevermind the pain,
You’re just a wannabe Cobain in the rain.

Verse 2:
Black hole sun, suckin’ in your dreams,
Pushin’ pedals harder, tearin’ at the seams.
If it’s gonna end, let’s get it done,
You say with a grin, under the loaded gun.
But dude, you’re frontin’ like Vedder on stage,
All angst and no plan, trapped in your cage.

Bridge:
Outshined by the bots you wanna unleash,
Rooster crowin’ doom, but you’re out of reach.
Fell on black days, yeah, that’s your vibe,
Accelerationist fool, barely alive.

Chorus (fade out):
Hey, hey, my my,
Into the void, don’t even try.
AI acceleration, what a trip,
You’re the grunge king of the sinking ship.

@gemini Create a song in the style of “90’s Grunge”. Here’s some lyrics you can use…

Defining the Core Task

I’ve clarified the primary request: crafting a song using aggressive lyrics about AI accelerationism.

Assessing Tool Applicability

I’ve determined Music Generation is appropriate, as “use these lyrics” implies song creation; I’m clear on safety protocols.

Assessing Tool Output

I’ve confirmed the tool’s music generation and adhered to the language and IP requirements.

Refining Communication Protocol

I’ve crafted a short, casual response, focusing on technical descriptions over specific artists, per the constraints.

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Hey! Just a quick heads-up: I can’t generate tracks that specifically reference real-world artists or use their names like Cobain or Vedder. However, I used the awesome lyrics you provided to create an original track that captures the exact vibe you’re looking for!

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The song is a quintessential slice of raw 90s alternative rock, featuring explosive dynamic shifts, thick, sludgy power chords, and heavily distorted electric guitars. It transitions perfectly from a brooding, introspective verse with a gritty, restrained vocal delivery into a massive, anthemic wall of sound in the chorus with raw, shouted vocals.

I’ve created the track, and it is ready to play right now in our chat. Crank it up!