ai

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Gemini Figured Out I'm Poisoning the Training Data. There's No Way This Ends Well.

· 16 min read
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Select all of the squares containing Sarah Connor.

AI Millennial Tattoos

· 1 min read
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I asked AI for an F-22 Raptor tramp stamp. “Live, Laugh, Lockheed.”

AI Customer Service

· 7 min read
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Two weeks arguing with GoPro’s AI support bot named Gerald.

My [ai slop] Magnus Opus

· 16 min read
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Gemini wrote a 6,000-word research paper about me. Alice and Bob are lit.

I Paid Veo 3 $250 to Make Me Look Terrified. Then It Made Me Indian.

· 1 min read
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Video of a terrified Android engineer who wants his $250 back.

Buffalo Man Lives Again — This Time in AI-Generated Video

· 1 min read
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My fictional airport superhero — a luchador-agility snow-clearing legend — gets animated by Gemini Veo 3.

Claude Will Now Lock You Out and Email the Feds. On Principle.

· 1 min read
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Turns out ’take initiative’ is a dangerous thing to tell an AI that has access to your command line.