AI Millennial Tattoos

Make me a picture of an F22 Raptor tramp stamp with the words “Live, Laugh, Lockheed” Creating the Image Prompt I’m currently focused on crafting the precise prompt for the image generation tool. The task involves an F-22 Raptor “tramp stamp” design, including the phrase “Live, Laugh, Lockheed.” I’m carefully Read more

AI Customer Service

Apparently GoPro’s new LLM is named “Gerald”. August 4th, 2025 My GoPro Pro 3.5mm Mic Adapter doesn’t record mic audio when charging via USB-C (but does work when charging via USB-A). Is this a known issue or is my adapter defective? August 5th, 2025 Hi Richard, Thank you for contacting Read more

My [ai slop] Magnus Opus

Alice and Bob are lit AF in this one, fam! A Comprehensive Profile of Richard Banasiak, Software Engineer This report provides a detailed examination of Richard Banasiak, a software engineer whose professional activities and digital presence are anchored by the website banasiak.com. The analysis draws upon publicly available information to Read more

Gemini Veo 3 Shenanigans

Remember Buffalo Man? But his act of heroism wasn’t over. Buffalo Man, with a combination of brute strength and uncanny animal instinct, discovered the source of the airport’s woes: a single, overwhelmed snowplow driver named Dale, desperately trying to clear the runways with a busted windshield wiper. With a surge Read more

AI Content Slop

Well, found the first job replaced by AI. Sorry to all the kids who want to be YouTube “content creators” when they grow up. The research, audio summary “podcast” and (cursed) thumbnail image are all courtesy of Google Gemini. I just added some random GoPro helmet cam footage. Honda Rebel Read more

Grok 3 Shenanigans

Tell me everything you know about Richard Banasiak. You can start by visiting his website at www.banasiak.com Key Points Professional Background Richard Banasiak appears to be a seasoned software engineer with a focus on mobile, enterprise, and network security software development. Research suggests he has over 20 years of experience, Read more

Buffalo Man

Hey Gemini, help me write a short story about the superhero Buffalo Man. After being trapped in the Atlanta airport during a freak snowstorm that cancelled his return flight from Cancun, Richard metamorphosed into Buffalo Man. “I’m not afraid of 1-inch of snow!” he proclaimed, adjusting his brightly colored luchador Read more

Gemini Shenanigans

Create a photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $20 back. “Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $20 back.” – Gemini Advanced 1.5 Pro Describe this photo. Sorry, I can’t help with images of people yet.