I Paid Gemini $20 to Make Me Look Sad. Then It Pleaded the Fifth.

January 9, 2025 · 1 min read
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Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $20 back.

Super Earth Propaganda

December 10, 2024 · 0 min read
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Helldivers 2 propaganda videos. For democracy.

ChatGPT Told Me It’s Nothing Like Cliff Clavin. Sit Down, Be Humble.

May 29, 2024 · 3 min read
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ChatGPT explains Cliff Clavin to me like I’ve never watched Cheers.

Simple Coin Flip

January 21, 2024 · 2 min read
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12 years later — the app that started it all, completely rewritten.

KINGPIN vs SHREDDER

November 24, 2023 · 2 min read
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Old rig vs. new rig. Benchmark showdown. SHREDDER wins by a lot.

SHREDDER

November 20, 2023 · 2 min read
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My newest gaming rig. Yes, I named it after the TMNT villain.

I Paid DALL·E $15 to Make Me Look Sad. It Delivered.

May 18, 2023 · 1 min read
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Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $15 back.

March 15, 2023 · 2 min read
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I designed a 3D-printed filament coupler for my Bambu Lab X1 Carbon.

I Asked ChatGPT to Fix JavaScript. Then It Elected a Sith Lord.

February 10, 2023 · 5 min read
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ChatGPT redesigned JavaScript, wrote a Sith Lord into the Oval Office, and Stable Diffusion illustrated the whole thing.