Simple Coin Flip

January 21, 2024 · 2 min read
engineering androidappscryptographykotlin

12 years later — the app that started it all, completely rewritten.

KINGPIN vs SHREDDER

November 24, 2023 · 2 min read
hardware benchmarkkingpinshredder

Old rig vs. new rig. Benchmark showdown. SHREDDER wins by a lot.

SHREDDER

November 20, 2023 · 2 min read
hardware buildshredder

My newest gaming rig. Yes, I named it after the TMNT villain.

I Paid DALL·E $15 to Make Me Look Sad. It Delivered.

May 18, 2023 · 1 min read
ai dall-eimage-generationshenanigans

Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $15 back.

March 15, 2023 · 2 min read
hobbies 3d-printing

I designed a 3D-printed filament coupler for my Bambu Lab X1 Carbon.

I Asked ChatGPT to Fix JavaScript. Then It Elected a Sith Lord.

February 10, 2023 · 5 min read
ai chatgptimage-generationshenanigans

ChatGPT redesigned JavaScript, wrote a Sith Lord into the Oval Office, and Stable Diffusion illustrated the whole thing.

Privacy Time

October 8, 2022 · 2 min read
engineering proton-mailsecurityself-hosting

Migrating a 10-year-old server and ditching self-hosted email for Proton Mail.

Far Cry 5 on Nvidia RTX 3070

December 24, 2020 · 1 min read
hardware benchmarkfar-crykingpinnvidia

Swapped two GTX 1080s in SLI for one RTX 3070. Worth it.

NVMe SSD vs SATA SSD vs SATA HDD

September 18, 2020 · 1 min read
hardware benchmarkkingpin

Benchmarking three storage technologies. The results are exactly what you’d expect.