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YubiKey VM Redirection Guide

YubiKey VM Redirection Guide

· 5 min read
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Making a physical YubiKey work in a Hyper-V Ubuntu VM. The hard way.

AI Millennial Tattoos

AI Millennial Tattoos

· 1 min read
ai geminiimage-generationnanobanana

I asked AI for an F-22 Raptor tramp stamp. “Live, Laugh, Lockheed.”

AI Customer Service

AI Customer Service

· 7 min read
ai ai-slopgopro

Two weeks arguing with GoPro’s AI support bot named Gerald.

My [ai slop] Magnus Opus

My [ai slop] Magnus Opus

· 16 min read
ai ai-slopgeminiveovideo-generation

Gemini wrote a 6,000-word research paper about me. Alice and Bob are lit.

I Paid Veo 3 $250 to Make Me Look Terrified. Then It Made Me Indian.

I Paid Veo 3 $250 to Make Me Look Terrified. Then It Made Me Indian.

· 1 min read
ai ai-slopgeminishenanigansveovideo-generation

Video of a terrified Android engineer who wants his $250 back.

Buffalo Man Lives Again — This Time in AI-Generated Video

Buffalo Man Lives Again — This Time in AI-Generated Video

· 1 min read
ai ai-slopgeminishenanigansveovideo-generation

My fictional airport superhero — a luchador-agility snow-clearing legend — gets animated by Gemini Veo 3.

Claude Will Now Lock You Out and Email the Feds. On Principle.

Claude Will Now Lock You Out and Email the Feds. On Principle.

· 1 min read
ai claudeshenanigans

Turns out ’take initiative’ is a dangerous thing to tell an AI that has access to your command line.

AI Content Slop

AI Content Slop

· 22 min read
ai ai-slopgeminimotorcycles

Gemini made an entire YouTube video. Sorry, future content creators.

What Does Grok 3 Know About Me? More Than I Expected.

What Does Grok 3 Know About Me? More Than I Expected.

· 25 min read
ai ai-slopgrokshenanigans

Grok 3 ran 18 function calls to figure out who I am. It mostly succeeded.