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BIKES!

BIKES!

· 1 min read
random motorcycles

No, not those bikes.

Buffalo Man

Buffalo Man

· 3 min read
ai gemini

Trapped in the Atlanta airport during a snowstorm. A superhero origin story.

I Paid Gemini $20 to Make Me Look Sad. Then It Pleaded the Fifth.

I Paid Gemini $20 to Make Me Look Sad. Then It Pleaded the Fifth.

· 1 min read
ai geminiimage-generationshenanigans

Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $20 back.

Super Earth Propaganda

Super Earth Propaganda

· 0 min read
gaming helldivers

Helldivers 2 propaganda videos. For democracy.

ChatGPT Told Me It’s Nothing Like Cliff Clavin. Sit Down, Be Humble.

ChatGPT Told Me It’s Nothing Like Cliff Clavin. Sit Down, Be Humble.

· 3 min read
ai chatgptshenanigans

ChatGPT explains Cliff Clavin to me like I’ve never watched Cheers.

Simple Coin Flip

Simple Coin Flip

· 2 min read
engineering androidappskotlin

12 years later — the app that started it all, completely rewritten.

KINGPIN vs SHREDDER

KINGPIN vs SHREDDER

· 2 min read
hardware benchmarkkingpinshredder

Old rig vs. new rig. Benchmark showdown. SHREDDER wins by a lot.

SHREDDER

SHREDDER

· 2 min read
hardware buildshredder

My newest gaming rig. Yes, I named it after the TMNT villain.

I Paid DALL·E $15 to Make Me Look Sad. It Delivered.

I Paid DALL·E $15 to Make Me Look Sad. It Delivered.

· 1 min read
ai dall-eimage-generationshenanigans

Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $15 back.