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ChatGPT Told Me It’s Nothing Like Cliff Clavin. Sit Down, Be Humble.

· 3 min read
ai chatgptshenanigans

ChatGPT explains Cliff Clavin to me like I’ve never watched Cheers.

Simple Coin Flip

· 2 min read
engineering androidappskotlin

12 years later — the app that started it all, completely rewritten.

KINGPIN vs SHREDDER

· 2 min read
hardware benchmarkkingpinshredder

Old rig vs. new rig. Benchmark showdown. SHREDDER wins by a lot.

SHREDDER

· 2 min read
hardware buildshredder

My newest gaming rig. Yes, I named it after the TMNT villain.

I Paid DALL·E $15 to Make Me Look Sad. It Delivered.

· 1 min read
ai dall-eimage-generationshenanigans

Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $15 back.

· 2 min read
hobbies 3d-printing

I designed a 3D-printed filament coupler for my Bambu Lab X1 Carbon.

I Asked ChatGPT to Fix JavaScript. Then It Elected a Sith Lord.

· 5 min read
ai chatgptimage-generationshenanigans

ChatGPT redesigned JavaScript, wrote a Sith Lord into the Oval Office, and Stable Diffusion illustrated the whole thing.

Privacy Time

· 2 min read
engineering proton-mailself-hosting

Migrating a 10-year-old server and ditching self-hosted email for Proton Mail.

Far Cry 5 on Nvidia RTX 3070

· 1 min read
hardware benchmarkfar-crykingpinnvidia

Swapped two GTX 1080s in SLI for one RTX 3070. Worth it.