Author: banasiak

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Tokens*

Hey Gemini, describe this photo… This image features an anthropomorphic pickle, stylized as a tough biker, riding a motorcycle through what appears to be a desert landscape. The pickle is the central focus, depicted with an angry or determined expression, large yellow eyes, and wearing aviator-style goggles pushed up on its forehead. It’s dressed in […]

My [ai slop] Magnus Opus

Alice and Bob are lit AF in this one, fam! A Comprehensive Profile of Richard Banasiak, Software Engineer This report provides a detailed examination of Richard Banasiak, a software engineer whose professional activities and digital presence are anchored by the website banasiak.com. The analysis draws upon publicly available information to construct a multi-faceted understanding of […]

More Gemini Veo 3 Shenanigans

Video of a terrified Android engineer who wants his $250 back as he ponders what hell has just been unleashed on humanity. Apparently it’s a mildly racist hell… 🤔

Gemini Veo 3 Shenanigans

Remember Buffalo Man? But his act of heroism wasn’t over. Buffalo Man, with a combination of brute strength and uncanny animal instinct, discovered the source of the airport’s woes: a single, overwhelmed snowplow driver named Dale, desperately trying to clear the runways with a busted windshield wiper. With a surge of adrenaline, Buffalo Man leaped […]

Anthropic Claude Opus 4 Shenanigans

High Agency Behavior Claude Opus 4 seems more willing than prior models to take initiative on its own in agentic contexts. This shows up as more actively helpful behavior in ordinary coding settings, but also can reach more concerning extremes in narrow contexts; when placed in scenarios that involve egregious wrongdoing by its users, given […]

AI Content Slop

Well, found the first job replaced by AI. Sorry to all the kids who want to be YouTube “content creators” when they grow up. The research, audio summary “podcast” and (cursed) thumbnail image are all courtesy of Google Gemini. I just added some random GoPro helmet cam footage. Honda Rebel CMX1100 vs. Honda Africa Twin […]

Grok 3 Shenanigans

Tell me everything you know about Richard Banasiak. You can start by visiting his website at www.banasiak.com Key Points Professional Background Richard Banasiak appears to be a seasoned software engineer with a focus on mobile, enterprise, and network security software development. Research suggests he has over 20 years of experience, with specialties in augmented reality […]

BIKES!

No, not those bikes.

Buffalo Man

Hey Gemini, help me write a short story about the superhero Buffalo Man. After being trapped in the Atlanta airport during a freak snowstorm that cancelled his return flight from Cancun, Richard metamorphosed into Buffalo Man. “I’m not afraid of 1-inch of snow!” he proclaimed, adjusting his brightly colored luchador mask, the one with the […]

Gemini Shenanigans

Create a photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $20 back. “Photograph of a disappointed Android engineer who wants his $20 back.” – Gemini Advanced 1.5 Pro Describe this photo. Sorry, I can’t help with images of people yet.
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